Gwen Stefani Without Makeup

September 15th, 2009 - 

I don’t understand why you would want to cake all that stuff on your face if you were that gorgeous.   I hope nobody criticizes her look because it’s incredible.  Chicks don’t need the fake boobs and layer upon layer of makeup, collagen in their lips.  Just be natural.  Besides, if you have imperfections, you’ll be a little self conscious, and more willing to put out.

Gwen Stefani: Underneath it All | Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog.

If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest

September 15th, 2009 - 

Check out and enter the Gary Busey Photoshop contest:

If Gary Busey Were In Every Picture Ever Photoshop Contest.

Super Hero Lingerie — Genius!

September 13th, 2009 - 

Whoever pushed this idea through is my hero.  Lingerie inspired by super heroes.  Dress your woman in some of this, pull on your ski mask, and it’s go time!

Lingerie by Agent Provocateur

Links

September 12th, 2009 - 

Amateur selfshot | Flabber

Girls on all fours

Killing people while driving naked is illegal in Australia, though kinda hot

Naked horny MILF

Cowabunga!

Bra Hands

10 Sexiest Sorority Girls

September 12th, 2009 - 

My tastes usually run towards, the older, MILF variety, but damn!

Sigma Fly: Our 10 Favorite Sexy Sorority Girls | Complex Blog.

Patti Blagojevich appears on ‘The View’

September 10th, 2009 - 

I missed Patti Blagojevich on the View, mostly because I can’t stand that fuckin’ show.  But I like Patti.  When she was on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! we got to see her softer, more vulnerable side.  And, judging from the tapes of her and her husband, she’s a dirty talker, and when a girl is a dirty talker, she’s usually not just a dirty talker.  One of the porno companies needs to make a parody of that show.  You got your interracial with Patti and John Salley.  You’ve got Janice as your used hard and put away wet porn hag that you know will greedily toss salad, and you’ve got your stupid, scumball, retarded white guy that thinks stepping on some chicks head or smacking her is hot with Spencer Pratt.  Genius!

Patti Blagojevich appears on ‘The View’ | Free Rod Blagojevich.

Purely For Informational Purposes

September 2nd, 2009 - 

I can’t imagine that this was actually made for women.  I suspect it was made for men and to draw attention to the company.  And I say BRAVO!

Ban the Bounce

Do women really want to see a pair of jubblies bouncing all over the place?  I know I do, but, wouldn’t you already know how your knockers roll?  I don’t care, actually, I’m gonna go look at the G cup.

People of Wal-Mart

September 1st, 2009 - 
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I hate just about everything about Wal-Mart.  They have destroyed competitors, they insist on cheap products from their suppliers, they screw towns out of taxes, and generally don’t treat anybody very well.  I really hate going to Wal-Mart when there is no alternative.  There’s something in the air.  I think Wal-Mart might be a front for some alien race that sucks energy out of all the humans they draw in.  But when I have to go there, watching the other customers is the only joy I derive.  Who knew there were so many people who dressed and looked so abnormal?  Well now I don’t even have to go to Wal-Mart to see crazy people, I can spend even more time on the tubes, looking at pictures of them.  Brilliant!  Go visit the new People of Wal-Mart website.  But be gentle, they seem to be getting it pretty hard at the moment.