One of my favorite sites lately is Girls In Yoga Pants. It really doesn’t pretend to be anything except a site full of pictures of girls wearing yoga pants. Or shorts. Yoga shorts? I could do without Kim Kardashian or Katy Perry, but hey, they wear yoga pants too, so I guess they are fair game. I mostly enjoy the amateurs photos, cause to me, amateur is better. Like porn stars. Or hookers. But not surgeons. Or maybe airline pilots.
PINK.
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
Oh wait. The gas mask part of this isn’t for the tits. It’s for people. Tits aren’t people? Apparently this is a bra that converts into two gas masks, one for the jubbly host, and one for her companion. I think I liked my idea better.
Garment device convertible to one or more facemasks – Patent 7255627.
And this is how men should look at women. If I wasn’t so poor, I could actually buy the picture and post it for you. But if I had money, you’d probably be reading a classy, art inspired monologue on beauty, instead of a pervert’s random typings while drooling over a killer rack. We both lose, I guess. And the guy who’s jaw is about to fall off is her fiance. He’s seen those fleshy wonderpuppies unleashed (well, I assume he has,) and still reacts that way.
I don’t understand why you would want to cake all that stuff on your face if you were that gorgeous. I hope nobody criticizes her look because it’s incredible. Chicks don’t need the fake boobs and layer upon layer of makeup, collagen in their lips. Just be natural. Besides, if you have imperfections, you’ll be a little self conscious, and more willing to put out.
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Whoever pushed this idea through is my hero. Lingerie inspired by super heroes. Dress your woman in some of this, pull on your ski mask, and it’s go time!
My tastes usually run towards, the older, MILF variety, but damn!
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I missed Patti Blagojevich on the View, mostly because I can’t stand that fuckin’ show. But I like Patti. When she was on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! we got to see her softer, more vulnerable side. And, judging from the tapes of her and her husband, she’s a dirty talker, and when a girl is a dirty talker, she’s usually not just a dirty talker. One of the porno companies needs to make a parody of that show. You got your interracial with Patti and John Salley. You’ve got Janice as your used hard and put away wet porn hag that you know will greedily toss salad, and you’ve got your stupid, scumball, retarded white guy that thinks stepping on some chicks head or smacking her is hot with Spencer Pratt. Genius!
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I can’t imagine that this was actually made for women. I suspect it was made for men and to draw attention to the company. And I say BRAVO!
Do women really want to see a pair of jubblies bouncing all over the place? I know I do, but, wouldn’t you already know how your knockers roll? I don’t care, actually, I’m gonna go look at the G cup.
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