This has been sitting in my Drafts folder for exactly a year now, showing how much I suck. Since I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and my Mom could only afford to feed me with a Spork, not to mention my cleft lip (caused by the Spork,) I was never offered the opportunity to go to college. So this specific slice of life has always remained a mystery to me, and everything I know about it is from the internet. Did you know that most of the pharmaceutical representatives that convince your doctor to put you on expensive medications were cheerleaders and in sororities? See, the Internet taught me that. Now I just need to get me a doctor costume and rent an office, and imma get me some sorority girl lovin’. brb lmao omg!
The Different Types of Sorority Girls
September 26th, 2011 -
No Comments
Things To Do Instead of Have a Sex Life
May 12th, 2011 -
The Zombie Research Society has declared that May be Zombie Awareness Month. And we should remain vigilant and train our children up in the ways of the zombie hunter. Yeah. I’ve included a helpful info-graphic to assist you.
Thick, Thin, However is fine
November 23rd, 2010 -
Do girls ever actually do yoga in yoga pants? Is it yoga that gives them asses like these? I don’t care, unless caring and doing intense research will get me closer to this subject. Click the link. You will be grateful.
Top Ten Top Ten Lists
September 26th, 2010 -
People seem to love Top Ten lists. I guess they just need things in their lives quantified.
From the Phillies fan, to Don’t Taze me Bro!, you have to admit, jolting somebody with a couple jillion volts is pretty funny.
Susan Coffey: A Seriously Hot Redhead
September 17th, 2010 -
This is Susan Coffey. She’s billed as a seriously hot redhead. Who is also, apparently sometimes a blond. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I mean, if you can’t be a redhead, the next best thing is to be blond.
www.cavemancircus.com | Tapping Into Your Primordial Instincts : Susan Coffey.
Links
September 11th, 2010 -
The Sexy Women From Machete
September 11th, 2010 -
I’m hoping that Machete will be the greatest movie ever made. I already know that it has a Mom/Daughter sex scene, Linsay Lohan, Rose McGowan, a set of twins and lots of killing in it. It even has Michele Rodriguez. She might be a dyke bitch, but she’s still pretty sexy.
And I haven’t even mentioned Danny Trejo. That is one bad motherfucker.
Girls In Yoga Pants
August 4th, 2010 -
One of my favorite sites lately is Girls In Yoga Pants. It really doesn’t pretend to be anything except a site full of pictures of girls wearing yoga pants. Or shorts. Yoga shorts? I could do without Kim Kardashian or Katy Perry, but hey, they wear yoga pants too, so I guess they are fair game. I mostly enjoy the amateurs photos, cause to me, amateur is better. Like porn stars. Or hookers. But not surgeons. Or maybe airline pilots.
PINK.
Bra Gas Mask
October 3rd, 2009 -
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
Oh wait. The gas mask part of this isn’t for the tits. It’s for people. Tits aren’t people? Apparently this is a bra that converts into two gas masks, one for the jubbly host, and one for her companion. I think I liked my idea better.
Garment device convertible to one or more facemasks – Patent 7255627.
This is What Women Should Look Like
September 21st, 2009 -
And this is how men should look at women. If I wasn’t so poor, I could actually buy the picture and post it for you. But if I had money, you’d probably be reading a classy, art inspired monologue on beauty, instead of a pervert’s random typings while drooling over a killer rack. We both lose, I guess. And the guy who’s jaw is about to fall off is her fiance. He’s seen those fleshy wonderpuppies unleashed (well, I assume he has,) and still reacts that way.
follow me on Twitter