Getting Rich on the Internet

September 29th, 2011 - 

This is my 202nd post. You people have severely disappointed me in not assisting on making me rich from this website.  I am currently so poor that my parents are evicting me from their unfinished, unheated basement.  A homeless man gave me his cheeseburger last night because I looked worse off than him. And now one of the advertising networks is dropping me.  I might never get the $15 I’ve earned so far! If I don’t get the money for the penis injections, I’m never gonna make it in the porn business.

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