How To Avoid Being Fired For Sexual Harassment

August 9th, 2010 - 
  1. Don’t hire Cinemax softcore actresses to work for you.
  2. Get more from your wife so you aren’t tempted to stray.
  3. Hire eunichs (unless that happens to be your particular fetish.)
  4. Hire a former dominatrix to follow you around and dissuade you from bonking employees (unless that also happens to be your fetish.)

Of course if you are going to be fired for sexual harassment, you would be well to do to have a $28 million golden parachute.

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