I’m starting to suspect that some of these photos are staged. A woman of her obvious intellect and discretion would never be caught in a Wal-Mart. I’m thinking it’s either a bet that she lost, or she’s tormenting her lover/ex-lover by flaunting her sweet, sexy body to all the Wal-Mart bourgeois. Either way, I think I’m in love and I’m going to go upstairs and insist that my wife start following this ladies example of devotion. That’ll show her who’s boss!
Did you know that in KISS’s epic career, they’ve never had an album reach the No. 1 on the Billboard chart? After they released their record last week, that final prize seemed at hand. Then Oprah ruined everything.
Damn you Oprah. Just because you have the power to make or destroy careers, it doesn’t mean you need to use it all the time. With great power comes great responsibility. I suppose KISS should take some of the blame also. If they had worshipped at the altar of Oprah, perhaps things would have gone differently. I think Gene Simmons capable of charming the pants off Oprah, figuratively speaking. Probably literally speaking too, but again, just because you have a power doesn’t mean you need to use it.
And the fact that a Wal-Mart exclusive release is viewed as a sure shot absolutely disgusts me.
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Yes, she could probably lose a couple pounds, but you guys are missing the point yet again. She’s wearing this outfit in public. She’s comfortable with herself and has questionable moral, not to mention standards. So you tards in your parent’s basements, ragging on any girl who isn’t a size zero or smaller with fake tits, might have a chance. Just sayin’.
‘Cause if you’re gonna get blasted, you might as well enjoy it. And who knew there were so many different kinky Imperial stormtoopers out there? I don’t think most of those uniforms meet regulations.
But the real movie looks like it is. And John Cusack looks like a complete wanker in it. Why can’t they just make Grosse Pointe Blank 2: Second Shot? It’s the only success he’s had isn’t it? Have some sexy female criminal mastermind send assassins to kill him while he lives his typical middle class life with Minnie Driver, and their daughter played by Miley Cyrus. The can team up together fighting evil and learning more about each other and the love they thought they had lost. You still get explosions and car chases wthout having to resort to crap like this.
But this re-edit looks genius. I think it’s the bongo music.
Cause pregnant hookers usually charge more for some reason. I don’t know if it’s because they are working for two, or you’re using more resources, or what. Then again, if they could shoot it that far, I’d pay even more.
Well I guess I’m gonna have to wait for the Lesbian prison pornos. It looks like the City of Hardin has decided to put their agreement on hold, due to questions about the legality of the agreement and the wholesome nature of the companies fearless leader. Seems he might be a con man and a criminal. A criminal running a jail? Sounds OK to me. I mean, if you want to catch a criminal, the television has taught me that you need to hire a criminal, preferably a suave, sexy (to the ladies) smooth criminal, who’s also a sort of a smart-ass. Cause he knows how they think. So I think having a criminal run the jail would help, you know, keep the criminals in the jail, cause he’d know how they think, too.
But apparently Hardin is a city of naysayers and backbiters, even going after the people trying to save their community, and accusing them of being in cahoots with the conman. So the jail will sit empty. Maybe they can lease it out to some movie production. Hmm…
Did one of those activist judges put her under house arrest at Wal-Mart? What is she homeless? Running out of room at the local hoosegaw? I thought arrest was supposed to be a punishment. This chick looks like Wal-Mart’s target audience. Maybe that’s it. Wal-Mart has partnered with the justice system to have people sentenced to stay at Wal-mart: Buy all their toiletries, eat at the snack bar, and spend all of their money there instead of being a burden to the penal system (ED: you missed a prime opportunity for a dick joke right there, WTF?)
I think I may have just solved the prison overcrowding problem. Can you patent shit like that? I see those commercials on TV for patenting inventions, but never for patenting thoughts and ideas. I’d ask a lawyer but the only ones I know are busy chasing ambulances and suing companies for letting their employees try and kill themselves so they can make bank. Maybe I need a more upscale set of associates.
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
Oh wait. The gas mask part of this isn’t for the tits. It’s for people. Tits aren’t people? Apparently this is a bra that converts into two gas masks, one for the jubbly host, and one for her companion. I think I liked my idea better.
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Cause pregnant hookers usually charge more for some reason. I don’t know if it’s because they are working for two, or you’re using more resources, or what. Then again, if they could shoot it that far, I’d pay even more.
City of Hardin has decided to put their agreement on hold, due to questions about the legality of the agreement and the wholesome nature of the companies fearless leader. Seems he might be a con man and a criminal. A criminal running a jail? Sounds OK to me. I mean, if you want to catch a criminal, the television has taught me that you need to hire a criminal, preferably a suave, sexy (to the ladies) smooth criminal, who’s also a sort of a smart-ass. Cause he knows how they think. So I think having a criminal run the jail would help, you know, keep the criminals in the jail, cause he’d know how they think, too.
If there’s anything worse than poisoned jubblies, I don’t know what they are. Boobs are a terrible thing to waste. And that’s why someone has finally invented the bra gas mask. If World War Tres ever comes about, it’s comforting to know that at least there whilst be titties left for the survivors, because, what gives you more hope in life than tits? As a fat, unloved, socially awkward teen, I know tits are the only thing that made life worth living. I guess that’s why I always go for big ones (can tits be too big? yes, they can. Even comical, but that’s another post.)
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